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lucid-spook:

“FOILED AGAIN” I exclaim as I multiply two binomials

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thefluffingtonpost: DJ Kitty Diagnosed With Cat Scratch Fever A cat from Boston, MA named DJ Felix was diagnosed yesterday with the city’s third confirmed case of cat scratch fever.  The fever, which causes excessive boogying, mild to moderate dancing and, in extreme cases, getting down with your bad self, is spreading like wild fire through the feline community. Felix has been quarantined and health authorities are asking that anyone who experiences a sudden on set of rhythm call a doctor before it gets them. Via michaelseamans.

thefluffingtonpost:

DJ Kitty Diagnosed With Cat Scratch Fever

A cat from Boston, MA named DJ Felix was diagnosed yesterday with the city’s third confirmed case of cat scratch fever.  The fever, which causes excessive boogying, mild to moderate dancing and, in extreme cases, getting down with your bad self, is spreading like wild fire through the feline community.

Felix has been quarantined and health authorities are asking that anyone who experiences a sudden on set of rhythm call a doctor before it gets them.

Via michaelseamans.


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crocodileeggs:

Only thing better than one night stands is two night stands. Carved from the finest mahogany and nicely placed on each side of the bed.

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thedailywhat: Happy Hump Day! [to]

thedailywhat:

Happy Hump Day! 

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imjustonekid:

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animalstalkinginallcaps: I’M REALLY NERVOUS. WILL COLLEGE BE SCARY? NO, HONEY. IT WILL BE WONDERFUL. WITH THE MONEY WE SAVE WE’RE GOING TO PAINT THE LIVING ROOM AND REFINISH THE DECK. DAD WANTS TO TURN YOUR ROOM INTO AN OFFICE SO HE’S GOT SOMEWHERE TO WORK. I’M GOING TO TAKE SOME ART CLASSES AT THE COMMUNITY CENTER. ONCE THAT’S DONE, THE JOHNSONS SAID WE CAN USE THEIR CABIN FOR A WEEK OR TWO, SO THAT SHOULD BE REALLY NICE. IT’S RIGHT BY THE OCEAN. THEN WE WERE THINKING ABOUT BUYING SOME NICER FURNITUR- I MEANT FOR ME. WILL COLLEGE BE SCARY FOR ME? OH. I DON’T KNOW. PROBABLY.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M REALLY NERVOUS. WILL COLLEGE BE SCARY?

NO, HONEY. IT WILL BE WONDERFUL. WITH THE MONEY WE SAVE WE’RE GOING TO PAINT THE LIVING ROOM AND REFINISH THE DECK. DAD WANTS TO TURN YOUR ROOM INTO AN OFFICE SO HE’S GOT SOMEWHERE TO WORK. I’M GOING TO TAKE SOME ART CLASSES AT THE COMMUNITY CENTER. ONCE THAT’S DONE, THE JOHNSONS SAID WE CAN USE THEIR CABIN FOR A WEEK OR TWO, SO THAT SHOULD BE REALLY NICE. IT’S RIGHT BY THE OCEAN. THEN WE WERE THINKING ABOUT BUYING SOME NICER FURNITUR-

I MEANT FOR ME. WILL COLLEGE BE SCARY FOR ME?

OH. I DON’T KNOW. PROBABLY.